Rhyming Without Vowels

Noa: [Types "HCWMNBGJL" on the keyboard.] Mommy! What does that spell?
Mommy: There are no vowels. That will be hard to pronounce. HuSssWuhMuNeBeGuhJeL.
Noa: That rhymes with Angel!

Things I Learned While Watching McClintock

McClintock!, starring John Wayne and Maureen O’Hara, is not only quite entertaining, but also very educational. Here are a few things I’ve learned.
  1. A good friendly fist fight is a fantastic way to settle differences between men.
  2. Spanking your love interest with an ash shovel is the first step towards romantic reconciliation.
  3. Never, ever let a little ol’ Indian raid break up a good bbq and rodeo!

And by “little ol’ Indian raid,” they meant, “Our friends the Comanche Indians, who have been struggling with the US Government in courts to keep their land, have just jailbroken their chiefs and are currently riding out into the desert to make their last stand. US Army troops are in hot pursuit, and we will never see them again.”

Doggone it folks! Let’s don’t let a little ol’ Indian raid break up a good bbq and a rodeo!

You can safely assume you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.

No, but...

Daddy: "Rosada. Can you say that? Rosada?"
Noa: "No."
Daddy: "Rosada."
Noa: "No, but I can say 'garden fairies!'"
A-CHOO! Haha. I made sparkles on your phone!

Noa

(If you haven’t seen how droplets of sneeze make an iPhone’s screen sparkle, you’re missing out.)

My little pusher robot

Noa: can you watch madeline with me? pepito and madeline are in a cage, but don't worry, they will push the bad guys and they will get out of the cage. i don't want to be in that movie. but i will push the bad guys and they will be killed.
Mother: how about if they go to jail.
Noa: yes, they will go to jail. we will push them and they will go to jail!
Many organizations, including the American Academy of Pediatrics, counsel strongly against corporal punishment. An estimated 35 percent to 90 percent of parents still discipline their children this way.

Spanking May Make a Child More Aggressive, BusinessWeek.

I’d love to see the margin of error on that estimated 35%-90%.

On Zealous College Students

“You should always try to make friends, but there are certain things about religion that can’t be tolerated,” Gress said. “Basically, the intolerance of religion can’t be tolerated.”

Atheist student groups flower on college campuses (AP)

The above quote illustrates perfectly why socially and politically active college students are so easy to dismiss en masse. They really are that naïve, and their opinions and arguments generally aren’t well formed or even coherent. In their zeal they often lose sight of logic, and give themselves over to extremism without even listening to the words coming from their mouths.

This happens with atheist, religious, and political groups all the same. And while it’s tempting to ignore all college-aged activists, it’s also very important to note that they can generally afford to be more radical and more easily mobilized. Whether that’s to fight a war, elect a president, join a cult, or overthrow a government, it’s important to understand the power of a group with very little to lose but their own lives. Pair that with a sense of invincibility and you have a force capable of altering history. You also have a force capable of making paradoxical arguments without even realizing it, and without advancing to more productive discussions such as tolerating hypocrisy, how intolerance and civil liberties combine, or a government’s role in a pluralistic society.

(As always, I will categorically deny being any different from the average college student, both now and in the past. These are only my thoughts on the matter, and isn’t a critique of any specific worldview.)

Iron sharpens iron, but marshmallows get cooked and devoured.
Proverbs 27:17 (kind of)

From the perspective of others I am part of the world, but when I observe the world from my perspective I am nowhere to be found. To observe is to create perspective. I can never cease to be the point of origin from my perspective. I observe that which is not myself. This is the first principle to find.

I am nobody. Even if I was somebody, I am beyond your comprehension. And even if you could, you wouldn’t have the tools to express that knowledge. I do not belong to the world. That is the limit, the boundary between all and self.

Ergo Proxy, Episode 11