Things I Learned While Watching McClintock

McClintock!, starring John Wayne and Maureen O’Hara, is not only quite entertaining, but also very educational. Here are a few things I’ve learned.
  1. A good friendly fist fight is a fantastic way to settle differences between men.
  2. Spanking your love interest with an ash shovel is the first step towards romantic reconciliation.
  3. Never, ever let a little ol’ Indian raid break up a good bbq and rodeo!

And by “little ol’ Indian raid,” they meant, “Our friends the Comanche Indians, who have been struggling with the US Government in courts to keep their land, have just jailbroken their chiefs and are currently riding out into the desert to make their last stand. US Army troops are in hot pursuit, and we will never see them again.”

Doggone it folks! Let’s don’t let a little ol’ Indian raid break up a good bbq and a rodeo!

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